Hamburger Blender’s Unique Virtual Gifts Draw a Laugh on Any Occasion
THOUSAND OAKS, Calif., Dec. 23, 2009 — With so little time remaining before Christmas, many shoppers have entered a state of panic trying to find unique, affordable gifts that can be delivered instantly, if not sooner. ZilchGifts(SM) — launched today by humor Web site Hamburger Blender — let you tell friends and family you’re thinking about them, without the cost and trouble of sending actual gifts.
ZilchGifts are virtual gifts of products that are implausible, imaginary, and totally unavailable. They’re often bizarre, absurd, and hilarious. Best of all, they’re absolutely free and can be sent to people you like (and don’t like) in a matter of seconds.
Visitors to Hamburger Blender can choose from dozens of ZilchGifts including:
RoboNose: A robot inserted into the nostril to clean clogged nasal passages.
CatWare: A fur-covered computer mouse turning cats into proficient computer users.
Match-It: A magic loom that replaces missing socks.
Squinters: A fashionable new alternative to eyeglasses and contact lenses.
“Visitors unsure which ZilchGift to pick will find it easy to send several to the same person,” notes Hamburger Blender’s Skip Loring. “It’s something you usually can’t afford to do with a gift that costs money, and it immediately alleviates the stress of picking the right thing.”
See all of Hamburger Blender’s ZilchGifts at http://www.hamburgerblender.com.
About Hamburger Blender:
Hamburger Blender is a humor (i.e., funny) site which at first glance appears to be an online merchant selling a variety of useful gadgets and other products. On closer inspection, however, it becomes increasingly clear that none of the products on the site are real or actually for sale. That may be a good thing, since many of the products are ridiculous, absurd, or insane. http://www.hamburgerblender.com
Contact for more information and images:
Skip Loring
Hamburger Blender
http://www.hamburgerblender.com
Hamburger Blender, Products you won’t believe, and ZilchGifts are trademarks of Hamburger Blender, LLC.
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